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Chocolate Molecule Women's Classic Cut

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Yummy Theobromine.

Theobromine is the chemical in chocolate that makes you feel groovy. Celebrate its warm, loving feeling with this sumptuous shirt.


Caffeine is our favorite stimulant. It is easy to get and comes in many forms. But did you know that Caffeine has a sexy younger cousin. Her name is Theobromine, and she's the tasty little number who puts your mind in a happy place while you are eating chocolate. Molecularly similar to caffeine, but with just enough differences to make her a much smoother date, Theobromine is slower to burn out of your system and induces gentle, sensual stimulation to your muscular and cardiovascular systems. Grrrrrrrr!

The Theobromine molecule is presented in a beautiful magenta against a sumptuous backdrop of a milk chocolate shirt. Like a raspberry dipped in ganache, this shirt is just waiting to be given to that special someone. In the words of the immortal Barry White, "Your sweetness is my weakness."

Milk chocolate, 100% cotton ladies' shirt. Looser cut than the babydoll tee, this is considered a "classic cut". It's styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. 100% combed ring-spun cotton 1x1 rib, 6.1 oz in Chocolate Brown. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land and Binary Mom. Here's the babydoll cut version of this shirt if you'd prefer a smaller / more fitted shirt.

Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size.

S M L XL XXL
Chest 36 in. 38 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in.
Length 23 1/4 in. 24 in. 24 3/4 in. 25 1/2 in. 26 1/4 in.

*This product is imported.

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