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Defending freedom, one spork at a time

Defending freedom, one spork at a time

Spoons for censorship

Spoons for censorship

That's a lotta sporks!

That's a lotta sporks!

Ramen tastes better with a spork

Ramen tastes better with a spork

What noms may come

What noms may come

Do I have something on my face?

Do I have something on my face?

Spork vs. Dinty Moore

Spork vs. Dinty Moore

First stop for new spork - ice cream!

First stop for new spork - ice cream!

Her enchanted spork - quantum-ly delicious

Her enchanted spork - quantum-ly delicious

Good to the last sporkfull

Good to the last sporkfull

Spork the rainbow!

Spork the rainbow!

Best not eat that

Best not eat that

Is that a bowl of dirt?

Is that a bowl of dirt?

Having jettisoned the human crew, it was time to enjoy tasty tre

Having jettisoned the human crew, it was time to enjoy tasty tre

Sporkin' through Africa

Sporkin' through Africa

Chunky soup requires a spork

Chunky soup requires a spork

Seriously, this implement exists! (Don't eat with it.)

Seriously, this implement exists! (Don't eat with it.)

Guatemalan noms

Guatemalan noms

DAMMIT JIM! I'm a Spork, not a Spoon!

DAMMIT JIM! I'm a Spork, not a Spoon!

My spork is too big!

My spork is too big!

Sporkin' some road food

Sporkin' some road food

So good, you can eat it out of the jar!

So good, you can eat it out of the jar!

1) Eat strawberries. 2) ? 3) Profit!

1) Eat strawberries. 2) ? 3) Profit!

Rose once killed a man using just this spork

Rose once killed a man using just this spork

3.14 pies and a spork

3.14 pies and a spork

Always know where your spork is

Always know where your spork is

Nobody touches Jeff's spork. Nobody.

Nobody touches Jeff's spork. Nobody.

Save the planet, use titanium!

Save the planet, use titanium!

Don't look a gift spork in the mouth

Don't look a gift spork in the mouth

You never know when you might need it

You never know when you might need it

Everybody was spork-fu fighting

Everybody was spork-fu fighting

Defying Gravity, Season 1, Episode 8

Defying Gravity, Season 1, Episode 8

ThinkGeek adventurer's kit

ThinkGeek adventurer's kit

Spork cordon bleu

Spork cordon bleu

Archilon Shadowheart doesn't stand a chance

Archilon Shadowheart doesn't stand a chance

Plain ol' flowers are boring...

Plain ol' flowers are boring...

Don't worry, he's CPR certified

Don't worry, he's CPR certified

Spork defeats man

Spork defeats man

conquerer, thy name is moonspork!

conquerer, thy name is moonspork!

Here kitty kitty kitty...

Here kitty kitty kitty...

The meal of barbarians.

The meal of barbarians.

Titanium tastiness.

Titanium tastiness.

Born to be Geeky.

Born to be Geeky.

What's actually in that sandwich?

What's actually in that sandwich?

Make your hiccups go away.

Make your hiccups go away.

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Microwave lunch of champions.

Microwave lunch of champions.

Titanium romance

Titanium romance

Everyone's craving Titanium these days.

Everyone's craving Titanium these days.

His tricks will only get better.

His tricks will only get better.

Never know when you'll need a spork.

Never know when you'll need a spork.

Behold the awesome.

Behold the awesome.

Our favorite kind of geek.

Our favorite kind of geek.

One spork to rule them all.

One spork to rule them all.

Cut thru the New Zealand sunset.

Cut thru the New Zealand sunset.

AH MUNNA EATCHO BRAINS

AH MUNNA EATCHO BRAINS

Spork in the field.

Spork in the field.

gotta get spork in time.

gotta get spork in time.

this spork is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

this spork is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

O Lord of Lunch, smile upon this, thy most perfect utensil!

O Lord of Lunch, smile upon this, thy most perfect utensil!

Was it good for you?

Was it good for you?

You have a little something stuck to your face

You have a little something stuck to your face

Trusty spork always ready

Trusty spork always ready

Merry Sporkmas from The Village People

Merry Sporkmas from The Village People

Near the European Space Agency's Rosetta Satellite Simulator

Near the European Space Agency's Rosetta Satellite Simulator

Batgirl always carries a spork in her utility belt

Batgirl always carries a spork in her utility belt

Timmy will spork out the eyes of his enemies!

Timmy will spork out the eyes of his enemies!

Snowbot and the Spork of Doom

Snowbot and the Spork of Doom

Spork on vacation

Spork on vacation

Spork of Heroes

Spork of Heroes