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Original Ring Thing Bottle Opener

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Oktoberfest tested, drinker approved.

  • Ring that doubles as a bottle opener
  • Wear on your middle (aka best!) finger
  • Whole sizes: 8-15 available

This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for. A simple band of stainless steel holds a secret – a secret which could topple regimes . . . of thirsty people. Slip the Ring Thing on your “social finger” (or #4, if you know our Binary Finger shirt) and you are ready to tackle any mob of the “unquenched.”

No more searching through your desk drawer for bottle openers. You will always have one when you wear your Ring Thing. And, the Ring Thing is comfortable to wear; this entire description was written while wearing a Ring Thing.

  • Wear on middle finger, with "cat's ears" facing palm
  • To use: hook bottle cap and lift wrist
  • Whole sizes: 8-15
UK Size Inner Diameter mm US Size
P1/2 18.1 8
R1/2 19.0 9
T1/2 19.8 10
V1/2 20.6 11
X1/2 21.4 12
22.2 13
Z3 23.0 14
23.8 15

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