ThinkGeek :: The Red Swingline Stapler

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in Paris

in Paris

He got the memo

He got the memo

Domo-kun hard at work

Domo-kun hard at work

While Covered in H2Goo

While Covered in H2Goo

I'll hit Ctrl+Alt+Del if you take my red stapler away!

I'll hit Ctrl+Alt+Del if you take my red stapler away!

On a shelf... in a cube... somewhere

On a shelf... in a cube... somewhere

Productivity? Well, depends on WHAT.

Productivity? Well, depends on WHAT.

Official stapler of ThinkGeek shipping invoices

Official stapler of ThinkGeek shipping invoices

So that's who stole my stapler!

So that's who stole my stapler!

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

Stapler standoff

Stapler standoff

Another geeky desk

Another geeky desk

She did say she loved it...

She did say she loved it...

There's a LOT going on here.

There's a LOT going on here.

That's her stapler.

That's her stapler.

Only the most essential tools.

Only the most essential tools.

Eh, that's my photo frame.

Eh, that's my photo frame.

Accessorize with the Swingline!

Accessorize with the Swingline!

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler."

Quick Straw Mcgraw.

Quick Straw Mcgraw.

Don't make me label this stapler with my name.

Don't make me label this stapler with my name.

I believe you have my Sphinx

I believe you have my Sphinx

he's not drunk, he's just allergic to alcohol

he's not drunk, he's just allergic to alcohol

OH, TO BE THAT STAPLER

OH, TO BE THAT STAPLER

romancing the stapler

romancing the stapler

Spiderman can't save the swingline

Spiderman can't save the swingline

swingline security system

swingline security system

stapler attack!

stapler attack!

Curiously... all red staplers love Devo

Curiously... all red staplers love Devo

orcs are lurking everywhere...

orcs are lurking everywhere...

red stapler on vacation

red stapler on vacation

Staplers LOVE candy!

Staplers LOVE candy!

open source office antics

open source office antics

First I light my nose on fire... then staple it!

First I light my nose on fire... then staple it!

Tux goes for the bling

Tux goes for the bling

chillin' at the Genius Bar

chillin' at the Genius Bar

unstoppable force meets immovable object

unstoppable force meets immovable object

only a few more moments...

only a few more moments...