Smart Mass Thinking Putty

The Thinking Persons Putty

  • The ultimate stress reduction toy
  • Like your kid's putty, but way better in every way
  • Bounces, stretches, lifts comics, shears, tears, shatters

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Magnetic Giant Lizard Green
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The Thinking Persons Putty

New Flavor - Magnetic Giant Lizard Green!

Magnetic Black Hole

The Ultimate Stress Reduction office toy is here. Of course you remember playing with putty as a kid. Welp, this aint your kids putty. Adult sized, and as feature-rich as your favorite Operating System, the Smart Mass putty from ThinkGeek makes living life fun all over again. Like to fidget while sitting in front of the monitor? Enjoy being the envy of all those who surround you? Trying to make an impression on that new coder down the hall? Smart Mass putty will help...

But ThinkGeek, What Will My Smart Mass Really Do ??

  • It Bounces!
  • It Stretches, Contorts & Squishes !
  • It lifts comics! (as any self-respecting putty would)
  • It Shears & Tears ! (learn how!)
  • It Even Shatters !!! (learn why!)
  • It Drips From Ceilings (learn how!)

But ThinkGeek, Can I Achieve World Domination With My Smart Mass?

  • Yes. Of course. All ThinkGeek products may be used to help you achieve World Domination.

Our Smart Mass putty is just too much fun. Find out for yourselves how magically enticing and addictive playing with putty really is. As you find more and more ways to get creative with your putty, you'll, well, find more ways to get creative with everything! It's simply that stimulating!

Click here for pics of all the colors and styles.

Your choice of:

  • Magnetic Black Hole - An awesome dark putty that is highly magnetic, and can do some crazy tricks. Seriously, this stuff is freaky. Check out the picture. If you place it near the magnet, it will stretch out, find it, attach to it, and then begin to envelop it.
  • Magnetic Aurum - Just like the Magnetic Black Hole, but this time in a brilliant gold color. What alchemists were REALLY searching for - you'll swear this stuff is alive.
  • Magnetic Giant Lizard Green (new!) - Just like the Magnetic Black Hole, but with 100% more giant lizard color. And just like our favorite rubber-suited monster, this stuff acts like it's alive.
  • Unicorn Tears - Really sparkly and glittery. If rainbows come out of unicorn's butts, well then this stuff can only come out of their face holes.
  • Time Travel Blue - Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff. Blue and sparkly and swirly - just like certain vortexes into the fourth dimension. It's also heat sensitive (heat makes it change from blue to white, like the time stream) and glows in the dark. Makes the Detector go "ding!"
  • Sunburst - A Hypercolor! Heat sensitive putty. Jumpstart your day with some sunshine! Vibrant orange shifts into an awakening yellow with the touch of your hands or warmth from your coffee mug. Starts out Orange.
  • Solar Blue - A very soothing and energetic, vibrant blue. Intoxicating. Cosmically rapturous...
  • Alien Ooze (glows!) - Military grade phosphors power this extremely powerful glowing mass. Charges in light or through UV sources. Amazingly bright when glowing. Ghost like when not performing...

Each tin arrives with an adult sized one fifth of a pound of Smart Mass putty. Wow. The putty is non-toxic and doesn't leave any gooey residue! Get tins for everybody in the office and at home lest you may find yours missing...

Note: - Your Smart Mass may seem like it has a mind of its own occasionally. That's because it does. And when not being used, your Smart Mass putty prefers to live in its comfortable tin where it can best plot World Domination Schemes.

"HELP HELP, THINKGEEK! HELP!! I got Smart Mass in my hair!" First, have you learned your lesson? Second, use something greasy. Olive oil, coconut oil, peanut butter. Massage it in and it should un-stick the Smart Mass and leave you with shiny tresses.