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The ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie

Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity!

  • Awesome blue tie with binary print
  • For those that know, it says "Ties suck"
  • Grin and nod when people ask if it's The Matrix
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Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity!

For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium.

Or just wear it with your three piece suit and hide behind that smirk on your face as you stride down the corridors with your little secret. "Great Tie Bob", they'll say, "Is That An Armani?". Just casually nod to the peons and walk away...


Our 'ties suck' tie is one very stylish and dark blue 100% Silk tie with a grayish silver repeating pattern in binary. Should the binary pattern be translated into its ASCII equivalent, you'll soon figure out why we called this tie the 'ties suck' tie. It is, truly, The Tie of Ties. The One Tie To Rule Them All And In The Hallways Mock Them...

Please note that your ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie will not arrive emanating from a cloud as the one on this page is depicted. 'Darn!' you are thinking to yourself, 'that would have been swell indeedy'. Oh well, one dream realized and another one crushed...not bad for a days work really...

*This product is imported.