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Enough Social Interaction

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I void warranties

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Geek hombre

Geek hombre

Pay me in Jell-O shots? Surely you jest.

Pay me in Jell-O shots? Surely you jest.

A geek family Christmas

A geek family Christmas

Ready for Pi Jello Shots?

Ready for Pi Jello Shots?

Read my shirt before you ask again!

Read my shirt before you ask again!

It's THANKSGIVING, dangit!

It's THANKSGIVING, dangit!

It's all about the headband

It's all about the headband

Like geekdad, like geekling

Like geekdad, like geekling

Maybe we shouldn't ask

Maybe we shouldn't ask

A typical weekend with the family

A typical weekend with the family

On a trip to Greece, people offered to buy this shirt from him.

On a trip to Greece, people offered to buy this shirt from him.

That guy has the hardest job ever

That guy has the hardest job ever

Geeks in the Wild

Geeks in the Wild

I'd keep that hidden if I were you...

I'd keep that hidden if I were you...

hostile repair technician

hostile repair technician

He does fix hers, however.

He does fix hers, however.

No, not even if you say the magic word.

No, not even if you say the magic word.

At least he's being nice about it.... for now.

At least he's being nice about it.... for now.

Ouch, dissed by a cartoon

Ouch, dissed by a cartoon

How Dare You Disrupt Timmy's Boss. He Said NO!

How Dare You Disrupt Timmy's Boss. He Said NO!

You'll find no tech support here.

You'll find no tech support here.

I'll fix your computer GOOD

I'll fix your computer GOOD

geek in headlights

geek in headlights

...unless you give me a cookie

...unless you give me a cookie

stone cold sober

stone cold sober

big ass monitor

big ass monitor

...and I'm damn happy about it

...and I'm damn happy about it

Mr. Clean Triplets

Mr. Clean Triplets

...but I will eat ribbon cable

...but I will eat ribbon cable

...but I will surf in Costa Rica

...but I will surf in Costa Rica

...you better fix it yourself!

...you better fix it yourself!

Mr. Whiskers thinks your pants are too damn big!

Mr. Whiskers thinks your pants are too damn big!

Unless you are really, really, nice to me...

Unless you are really, really, nice to me...

...but I will smash it to bits

...but I will smash it to bits

...but I can make you a killer margarita

...but I can make you a killer margarita

...but I will play a little diddy

...but I will play a little diddy

...but I will drink too much and wear a ziplock bag on my head.

...but I will drink too much and wear a ziplock bag on my head.

Famous Canadian-French geeks

Famous Canadian-French geeks

I got those 'won't fix your computer' blues...

I got those 'won't fix your computer' blues...

But I could if I wanted to...

But I could if I wanted to...

hmmm... I'll consider fixing yours

hmmm... I'll consider fixing yours

bucket of corona. Only 4 euros

bucket of corona. Only 4 euros

ok, so don't fix it then

ok, so don't fix it then

a TG shirt? I didn't notice.

a TG shirt? I didn't notice.

hint of a smile

hint of a smile

not yours, not that one, not...

not yours, not that one, not...

geek success story

geek success story

no, i will not x2

no, i will not x2

sun. hurts. eyes

sun. hurts. eyes