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ThinkGeek Holiday Giftcade



No, I will not fix your computer

Tell Them How You Really Feel

Why is it that knowing a lot about computers makes you everybody's little helper? Show them in no uncertain terms that they're on their own with their boxes. Let ThinkGeek tell your friends and family how you really feel.



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Tell Them How You Really Feel

There is nothing more frustrating on this Earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course, if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so. ;)

  • "I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet. Can you fix this?" (This example gives you some idea how long we've sold this shirt.)
  • "Can you fix my wifi? It keeps telling me it can't find the printer, but I can see it. It's right here."
  • "My computer told me to upgrade, and I did, and now nothing works."

The statement "No, I will not fix your computer." is printed in white ink on the front of this black 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

*This product is imported.

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