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Half the Battle

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We always wondered what the other half was. There never was a PSA about THAT. Turns out, it's lasers. Man. If they'd told us that from the beginning, we would have paid more attention to those things instead of using them to go get a Capri Sun.

Pie chart with Knowing as half the battle and the remainder taken up by red and blue lasers with the G.I. Joe logo beneath on the front of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

G.I. JOOOOOOEEEEEEE!

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