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Wheatley Laboratories Messenger Bag

Under new management

  • This Wheatley Laboratories bag totally didn't start out life as an Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag.
  • Nosireebob.
  • What makes you ask that?
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Under new management

We thought it was about time for a change around here. No more assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. No more nanobot work crew duties rebuilding shafts. No more tending to all the smelly humans. The... um... sorry. I wouldn't say "smelly." Just attending to the humans. Right. Moving on.

Welcome to new Wheatley Laboratories! We're still updating all the corporate letterhead and mugs and whatnot. But here. Have a lovely bag. Good for carrying all your human things, like... you know. Things humans need. Oh! Like jumpsuits, of course. And mashy spike plates.

Product Specifications

  • Wheatley Laboratories Messenger Bag
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 merchandise
  • Totally didn't start out life as an Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag, nosireebob. What makes you ask that?
  • Dimensional Wheatley applique with embroidery
  • Top handle makes it easy to grab and go
  • Shoulder strap adjusts from 7" to 20" drop
  • Materials: Nylon
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • External Dimensions: 11" tall x 15" wide x 5" deep
  • Interior Dimensions:
    • Main Compartment: 10 1/2" tall x 14 1/4" wide x 4 3/4" deep (padded, covered by a flap with 2 magnetic snaps)
    • Pocket: 7" tall x 13" wide (inside main compartment)
    • Front Document Pouch: 7 3/4" tall x 13 1/2" wide (closes with magnetic snap, also protected by the flap)
    • Rear Document Pouch: 8" tall x 13 1/2" wide (closes with magnetic snap, on outside of bag)

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