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Blam! Murdered You

These are not the heroes you're looking for

Facebook species status: (Not exactly) A raccoon. It's complicated.

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These are not the heroes you're looking for

So there's this short little guy who looks sweet but really comes with quite the arsenal of equipment who hangs out with this tall, thin guy. Trick is, one of them is the only one who can understand what the other one's saying, and so they end up having this weird one-sided dialogue on screen much like when you'd overhear one end of an intense phone conversation and wonder exactly what was going on on the other end. Vaaaaguely familiar somehow....

Rocket Raccoon, armed to the teeth, in front of a target on the front of this heather grey shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.