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Death Star Tech Support

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The Death Star runs on computers. Therefore, it's only logical to conclude that they must have a Tech Support department. Oh, would we love to hear some of those calls!

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The following is a transcript from an actual Death Star Tech Support call:

TECH: Death Star Tech Support. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
CALLER: My computer isn't working. The screen is black.
TECH: OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?
CALLER: There's no button on the side. But there is a clock. And a button that says Popcorn.
TECH: That's a microwave. Are you in the kitchen? Also, did you know there's an unshielded thermal exhaust port that's... hello? Hello? Hmmm... they hung up.

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