"What's the point of going out?"

Homer Simpson is a complex individual. He wakes, he sleeps, he mostly sleeps. And with this shirt on, you'll know to follow his lead. So get on your couch and close your eyes. You'll be the his star student in no time!

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"What's the point of going out?"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." This quote is from Homer Simpson. He's the role model of anyone who doesn't want to leave their couch. He is the hero to the couch potato inside all of us. He is sleeping on this shirt. We end with another quote from this wise lump of a man, "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing." Like standing up.

The Springfield Unathletic Dept. logo (with a sleeping Homer) printed in dark blue on a heather, 90% cotton/10% polyester shirt. Machine wash warm (inside out) and tumble dry medium. Imported.

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