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Kobayashi Maru

... and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?"

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... and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

When someone gives you a situation like the Kobayashi Maru to solve, they expect you to fail. They want to see how you handle defeat. If the answer is "poorly," then your trick, taking guidance from one of the greatest captains in the history of Starfleet, is to play an entirely different game. Reprogram the game in your favor while they're not looking. Play tiddly winks with their stupid checkers. Introduce a different Maru, the Japanese box cat, into your shenanigans. The sky's the limit, and since your job is to explore strange new worlds....

The words "I beat the Kobayashi Maru" above the ST:TOS command insignia on the front of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.