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ISO fertile mate for long walks along the beach at Hastings. Attractive, genius, quick, strong a plus. No inbred need apply.

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You know, dating and marriage would be so much easier in the real world if relationships worked how they do in CK2. You'd get a picture of the person you're interested in, along with an objective list of his or her attributes, traits, quirks, and what they think of you. Plus, you'd already know the likely response before you even asked. Actually, now that we're thinking about it... screw writing copy for ThinkGeek. We're going to build a new dating site.

Crusader Kings II logo in white on the front of a charcoal, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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