Blessed are the cheesemakers

Really, you shouldn't have to kill a guy 3 times to get his cheese. They always say that when somebody's mugging you, you should just hand over whatever they want. Apparently the Aegis is nice but the Cheese has some sorta sentimental value.

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Blessed are the cheesemakers

Cave-aged, artisan cheese delivered straight to you, online. Roshan invites you to discover a new world of taste! Cheese contributes nutrition, enjoyment, and, more importantly, 2500 hp and 1000 mana to people's lives. Roshan has been making game-winning cheese since... well, he's immortal, so it's hard to know. But at least 8-11 minutes ago.

A distressed image of Roshan with the words "Roshan Brand Cheese Aeged to Perfection" on a heather grey, 100% cotton shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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