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Tentacles Fitted Ladies' Tee

It's like a bear hug, only damper

Cephalopods make us happy. According to Wikipedia, "Some cephalopods are able to fly distances up to 50 m." Fly. Through the air. As in, "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a flying squid." We, for one, welcome our new betentacled masters.

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Black, S
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It's like a bear hug, only damper

Don this shirt, and you'll have five arms. Two automatically come with opposable thumbs, and the other three are super-flexible and equipped with suction cups. But don't blame us if you unfurl one of these suckers and people look at you weird. On the plus side, that reaction will pretty much clear out any crowded area, so you'll never have to wait in a line again.

Army green tentacles curl across the front of this black, 100% cotton fitted ladies' shirt. Listed in juniors sizing. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Made in the U.S.A.

Please note that the model is wearing a size medium
S M L XL 2X 3X
Chest 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in. 44 in.
Waist 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 42 in.
Length 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in.