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Hello Sweetie Relaxed-Fit Ladies' Tee

Just follow the coordinates on the cliff face

Doctor: "The lost language of the time lords... these words could burn stars, raise empires and topple gods."
Amy: "What does it say?"
Doctor: [Pause] "Hello sweetie."

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Just follow the coordinates on the cliff face

People armed with spray cans (it'd be a stretch to dub them "graffiti artists") frequently write notes to their sweeties on permanent structures such as bridges and underpasses, so that bit's pretty familiar to us, but we'll admit that most of those folks don't include coordinates (either temporal or physical) with those notes. Maybe they should. It'd be like adding geocaching to teen romance. Although considering how confusing teen romance is to start with, probably more complications would be a bad thing.

River Song's carving into the Diamond Cliff on Planet One reproduced in white ink on a black, 88% polyester/ 8% rayon/ 4% spandex, scoop-neck relaxed-fit ladies' tee. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Please note that the model is wearing a size medium.

Sizing Table

XS S M L XL
Chest 42 1/2 in. 44 in. 46 in. 48 in. 50 in.
Body Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/4 in. 27 in. 27 3/4 in. 28 1/2 in.