Goonies never say die!

Goonies never say die. Show your Goonie pride and find your own pirate ship in this awesome shirt. One-Eyed Willie would be proud.

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Goonies never say die!

It's rumored that a hidden treasure map exists in Astoria, OR. It's told that it leads through dangers untold, through hardships unnumbered, through the caverns underneath a discarded seafood restaurant, and eventually to One-Eyed Willie's hoard of treasure. That's enough to get our Goonie blood flowing - and you better believe we're gonna be sporting this shirt while we go on one last Goonie adventure. HEY YOU GUYS!!

“Goonies,” Skull & Crossbones, Astoria, OR, and “Never Say Die!” on a heather grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester shirt. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Imported.

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