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Maze of the Heart Ladies' Tee

Eat your heart out, today's videogamers

We can imagine this classic video game today as a mashup of Ghost Hunters and Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern or maybe My Strange Addiction.

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Eat your heart out, today's videogamers

It's that old, familiar story: Some scientists at a megacorporation unintentionally open a dimensional rift. Flash forward and an alien race has used the rift to conquer Earth. You must defend it with your crowbar. Or maybe you'd prefer being on a planet that's really a machine built by an alien race at war with humanity (oh, and there's this other alien race that happens to be parasitic) with a hologram in your head.

You know what? Sometimes the simplest concepts are best. At the end of a long day, you don't always need to know what your motivation is for doing something. Sometimes you just need "Eat good things to win; Eat bad things and die."

Fuschia and white game board in the shape of a heart with a yellow guy eating dots and heart-shaped power ups and pink tombstone-shaped beings floating around on a black, 100% cotton ladies-cut shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Sizing Table

S M L XL 2X
Chest 34 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. 42 1/2 in. 46 1/2 in. 50 1/2 in.
Length 25 1/2 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 28 1/2 in.