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Oatmeal 2015 Wall Calendar

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  • 2015 12-month calendar
  • Encourages you to go outside
  • We won't tell if you don't
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"Log out, power down, and get that screen out of your face. Go outdoors, experience the world, right now." So exhorts the cover of The Oatmeal's 2015 wall calendar. And to that we say,

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Well, considering Matthew Inman's newest novel is about why he does long distance running, he probably is already outside. We don't want any hobbies that make our toenails fall off, so we'll enjoy this calendar from inside our house, thankyouverymuch. Plus, if we went outside we would cease to enjoy this lovely wall calendar in all its glory, because our brick and siding doesn't hold thumbtacks well. So there.

Here's what the publisher has to say about it, "The Oatmeal 2015 Calendar features a collection of profane, inappropriate de-motivators for every month of the year. The calendar also includes a user-friendly grid." Grid of what they don't say, but we're going to guess a grid to time laid out in the familiar Saturday to Sunday chronological format we've all come to know and love.

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