You wouldn't like me when I'm sweaty

  • Made from a close-weave athletic mesh
  • Great for fitness buff fans of Hulk
  • Be sure to check the size chart before ordering
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You wouldn't like me when I'm sweaty

Hulk's shorts are awesome. Or, rather, Bruce Banner's pants are awesome. They manage to stay in place and mostly intact despite his body growing several sizes. Heck, if we eat a piece of cheesecake we have to loosen our belts. What sort of special physics is it that allows his pants such a dynamic range? Maybe some sort of super-secret elastic technology? Maybe it has something to do with Spidey's webs? Dunno. But we need it.

The words "I'd flex but I like this shirt" in white ink with a comic book Hulk head on a green and black athletic shirt. Made from a close-weave athletic mesh with contrast stitching. 100% polyester. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.

Sizing Table

Chest (1 in. below armhole) 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 47 in. 50 in.
Length 28 in. 29 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in.

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