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Kiss Me I'm Elvish

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Only Elvish Need Apply

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Only Elvish Need Apply

Elves are one of the few fantasy races that are almost universally portrayed in a positive light, even in scenarios where they have to hide their pointy ears. They may be tiny or tall, but other than that they tend to have a lot of similar characteristics. They're clever, they have better senses and/or perception than their human counterparts, and they tend to be beautiful, not necessarily to the others in the story with them but by the standards of the reading audience. It's almost always good to be an Elf.

This kelly green, 100% cotton shirt reads "Kiss Me I'm Elvish" in white with a Tengwar transcription, English words in Feanorian letters, of the same phrase around the outside of a golden ring, all printed over an image reminiscent of the Tree of Gondor. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

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