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Prescription Mug

Let's toast to our drug of choice

  • Coffee mug that looks like a prescription bottle
  • Great conversation starter
  • Great for the caffeine addict in your life - one that doesn't need an intervention
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Let's toast to our drug of choice

It's Monday afternoon. You've got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it's way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realize that your favorite drug is at a catastrophically low level. You're running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic, which is good because then you get a little charge from the endorphins, just enough to get you to the coffee machine before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in.

Not that we've ever been there, mind you. *twitches*

This Prescription Mug makes it look like you're drinking your drug of choice, which, of course, you are! All sorts of cute information on the bottle's "label," including dosage directions: Drink one mug by mouth; repeat until awake and alert. In a related note, we're glad to see Dr. Feelgood is getting some work. We weren't sure he'd renewed his license to practice since 1989's doctor-in-residence program with Mötley Crüe.

Product Specifications

  • Coffee mug that looks like a prescription bottle
  • Great conversation starter
  • Great for the caffeine addict in your life - one that doesn't need an intervention
  • Capacity: 12 oz.
  • Materials: Ceramic
  • Microwave safe
  • Hand wash recommended (for longest life)

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