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How To Archer Book

The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written!

  • Learn everything you need to know to "be" Sterling Archer.
  • Of course, you can't really "be" him, because he's already him.
  • And he's a cartoon. Or is he? Yes . . . he is.
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The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written!

Standby . . . incoming message from Sterling Archer. Transmitting now:

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff - what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to field strip an AK-47; how to pilot an airboat; how to make about a million delicious cocktails (including a Molotov one); plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). In a word? How to Archer.

  • Author: Sterling Archer
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 9780062066312
  • Pages: 192
  • Cover: Paperback
  • Year: 2012
  • Edition: 1st
  • Genre: How to: Be a Spy