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Walking Dead "Don't Open Dead inside" Beach Towel

Got my flip flop; didn't get me

  • Walking Dead bath/beach towel
  • Nobody's going to mess with your stuff
  • Also great for your zombie-themed bathroom
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Got my flip flop; didn't get me

It's kind of strange that we haven't seen anybody on a beach in The Walking Dead. Think about it. What would you do if suddenly you had tomorrow off and it was beautiful weather? Now what would you do if you had the rest of your life off? Chilling out on the beach would be sweet. Lord knows, all the characters could use a bit of relaxation. Trick would be that if you picked a large enough body of water, you'd have cut off one of your own escape routes. But post somebody on watch in the lifeguard tower with a rifle and a scope? You could listen to the waves break all day instead of the moans of the dead.

It's kind of strange that we haven't seen anybody on a beach in The Walking Dead. Think about it. What would you do if suddenly you had tomorrow off and it was beautiful weather? Now what would you do if you had the rest of your life off? Chilling out on the beach would be sweet. Lord knows, all the characters could use a bit of relaxation. Trick would be that if you picked a large enough body of water, you'd have cut off one of your own escape routes. But post somebody on watch in the lifeguard tower with a rifle and a scope? You could listen to the waves break all day instead of the moans of the dead.

This Walking Dead bath/beach towel reads "Don't Open Dead Inside" with hands coming out the middle. So if you're using it on a beach before the zombie apocalypse, you pretty much don't have to worry about anybody messing with your stuff if you have this in your spot. While you're here, we recommend picking up a SOG Entrenching Tool for your sandcastles. Just in case.

Product Specifications

  • Walking Dead bath/beach towel
  • Officially-licensed AMC's The Walking Dead
  • Materials: 100% cotton
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 59" x 29 1/2"