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Blobfish Plush

Grumpy Cat of the sea

  • Blobfish plush that's 2 feet long
  • Just like the marine critter, super soft and needs a hug
  • Sits on the couch with you to watch Deadliest Catch
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Blogfish Plush Small
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Grumpy Cat of the sea

It seems unfair to vote Blobfish as "the world's ugliest animal" based on what they look like when we dredge them up from their natural habitat, over 2,000 feet underwater. It doesn't look like this at its proper depth. Plus, if the blobfish took us down to its level, we wouldn't just be ugly. We'd be dead. (And now that we've come to its defense, we've found that we could have just linked to someone far more qualified than us to defend it: In Defense of the Blobfish: Why the "World's Ugliest Animal" Isn't as Ugly as You Think It Is.)

So we're going to call this Blobfish, proper name Psychrolutes marcidus, "cute." That's the least we can do after pulling it up half a mile from its home and pointing and laughing at it. After all that maybe it could use a little hug? Part of the reason it ends up looking all sad and floppy is because it doesn't really have any muscle, and after a long weekend of binging on Netflix TV series, we can relate. Come over here, little guy, and sit on the couch with us.

Product Specifications

  • Blobfish plush
  • Just like the marine critter, super soft and needs a hug
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Surface washable
  • Imported
  • Dimensions:
    • Big: 24" long x 15" wide x 12" high (hyuuuuge by Blobfish standards)
    • Small: 10" long x 7" wide x 4" high
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age