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Hill Giant Fist of Drinking

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  • The right hand of a giant keeps cold your can of refreshing beverage
  • Fits a standard 12 oz. can (3" diameter)
  • Has a handle inside so you don't spill your drink
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$14.99

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PUNY MORTALS!

This is definitely not a Glove of Dexterity. It'll actually take a little getting used to in order to avoid having it become a Glove of Spilling Your Drink All Over Yourself. And don't worry. It isn't the Hand of Vecna (that was his left, anyhow). It's a *cue the booming voice* HILL GIANT FIST OF DRINKING Drinking drinking.... It's made to keep a tasty beverage can cold while causing supersized laughs.

It's perfect if you play a table-top game where you ARE a giant. Stick a Yahtzee-style cup in it, drop the dice in and roll using it. It keeps you in character and helps remind everybody else you're a freakin' giant. Or use it in a campaign where you're the only non-halfling or dwarf to signify how much bigger than everybody else you are. ("They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard...") Or spray-paint it green and have a single arm that's Hulked out. And drinking. Like ya do. The possibilities are endless!

Product Specifications

  • The right hand of a giant holds (and keeps cold) your can of refreshing beverage
  • Fits a standard 12 oz. can (3" diameter), so it probably fits many things
  • Has a handle inside so you don't spill your drink
  • Materials: Some sorta foam stuff
  • Dimensions: 11" x 6" x 7", 3" diameter hole
  • Weight: .1 oz.

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