For the More Literal-Minded...

Even if it's just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Geek Inside maternity shirts, logo strategically placed for maximum exposure.

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For the More Literal-Minded...

Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier.

These are maternity shirts, a 60% cotton / 40% polyester jersey in black with ruched sides and a Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.

Chest 33 in. 35 in. 38 in. 41 1/2 in. 45 1/2 in.
Max Front Length 31 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/4 in. 32 3/4 in. 33 in.
Hip 30 in. 32 in. 35 in. 38 1/2 in. 43 in.

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