You can pick your friends . . .

  • Sharpen your pencils in the nose hole.
  • Ceramic, so it's classy.
  • Sharpens pencils much better than a real nose.
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You can pick your friends . . .

As the old saying goes, "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't sharpen your pencils too well up your (or your friend's) nose because it's all squishy up there and doesn't have a blade or anything." Well, we're not going to help you stick anything up your nose. Ok, so we are, but not your real nose. Your brand-sniffin' new Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener!

Each Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener is exactly what the name sounds like. It's a nose, it's ceramic, and it sharpens pencils. Just stick a good ol' number two up the nostril and twist. The Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener is an update of the classic Nose Pencil Sharpener, but by making it out of ceramic, it's elevated a mere prank into a work of art. It's like you walked up to a bust in an art gallery and tore off great Cesar's nose - and then used it to sharpen a pencil. The Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener is class all the way.

Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener

  • A classy update of an old classic.
  • Insert your pencils into a nostril and twist to sharpen.
  • Made of ceramic.
  • Dimensions: approx. 2" long.

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