Baton of Dryness +1

  • Unbreakable Umbrella provides portable, innocuous self-defense
  • Legal to carry - it's an umbrella
  • Look like John Steed from The Avengers
  • Read more...

$99.99

In stock

Hey wait! You have choices!

Please pick an item so we can magically put it in your cart.

Quantity:

or

Baton of Dryness +1

You don't usually think of an umbrella as a weapon. Unless, perhaps, you stick it down somebody's throat and then hit the button. But this umbrella is not from Acme Corporation.

The Unbreakable Walking Stick Self Defense Umbrella looks like a regular umbrella. Functions in the same manner you'd expect an umbrella to. Is, for all intents and purposes, an umbrella.

It is also a steel pipe in disguise. It's a large blunt weapon that doesn't require precise targeting to be effective. It's a 3 ft. long baton of dryness +1.

It's the perfect at home self-defense device. Keep it next to the front door. If zombies break in, whammo, they're going to be surprised when you swing a "harmless" umbrella at them that clocks them like a baseball bat. Okay. They're not going to be surprised. They're zombified. And with the umbrella form factor, you've got 3 feet on a knife-wielding zombie, even if it's a fast one. It's an umbrella and also a great self-defense tool.

Product Specifications

  • Unbreakable Umbrella provides portable, innocuous self-defense
  • Legal to carry - it's an umbrella
  • Look like John Steed from The Avengers (you're on your own for the metal-plated bowler)
  • Can be used as a walking stick (YMMV depending on your height)
  • Can be used as a whacking stick
  • Perfect for the Pacific northwest, upstate New York, some spots in Hawaii
  • Materials: Rubber-covered handle, fiberglass and polyamide frame, ABS composite shaft, high-density polyester canopy (190-thread count fabric), stainless steel tip
  • Dimensions: 37 3/4" long, 47" open diameter
  • Weight: 1 lb. 9 oz.
  • Includes umbrella and fabric sleeve

Wanna chat about Unbreakable Walking Stick Self Defense Umbrella?


Have questions about Unbreakable Walking Stick Self Defense Umbrella or your order? We monitor these comments daily, but it may be faster to email us directly or call us at 1-888-GEEKSTUFF.