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Unbreakable Walking Stick Self Defense Umbrella

Baton of Dryness +1

  • Unbreakable Umbrella provides portable, innocuous self-defense
  • Legal to carry - it's an umbrella
  • Look like John Steed from The Avengers
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$99.99

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Baton of Dryness +1

You don't usually think of an umbrella as a weapon. Unless, perhaps, you stick it down somebody's throat and then hit the button. But this umbrella is not from Acme Corporation.

The Unbreakable Walking Stick Self Defense Umbrella looks like a regular umbrella. Functions in the same manner you'd expect an umbrella to. Is, for all intents and purposes, an umbrella.

It is also a steel pipe in disguise. It's a large blunt weapon that doesn't require precise targeting to be effective. It's a 3 ft. long baton of dryness +1.

It's the perfect at home self-defense device. Keep it next to the front door. If zombies break in, whammo, they're going to be surprised when you swing a "harmless" umbrella at them that clocks them like a baseball bat. Okay. They're not going to be surprised. They're zombified. And with the umbrella form factor, you've got 3 feet on a knife-wielding zombie, even if it's a fast one. It's an umbrella and also a great self-defense tool.

Product Specifications

  • Unbreakable Umbrella provides portable, innocuous self-defense
  • Legal to carry - it's an umbrella
  • Look like John Steed from The Avengers (you're on your own for the metal-plated bowler)
  • Can be used as a walking stick (YMMV depending on your height)
  • Can be used as a whacking stick
  • Perfect for the Pacific northwest, upstate New York, some spots in Hawaii
  • Materials: Rubber-covered handle, fiberglass and polyamide frame, ABS composite shaft, high-density polyester canopy (190-thread count fabric), stainless steel tip
  • Dimensions: 37 3/4" long, 47" open diameter
  • Weight: 1 lb. 9 oz.
  • Includes umbrella and fabric sleeve