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Portal 2 Ladies' Boyshorts 2-pack

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Caroline wears these. Don't you want to be like Caroline? All-American girl, married to science. Can't get better than that.

You remember what mother said: always have on a pair of clean underwear on because you never know when you're going to get into an accident. For instance, a lab accident. Today could be that day! And science can make it happen. Best stock up on underwear, just to be safe.

Two-pack of boyshorts in black, one with the full Aperture Logo in Portal orange on the right front, just the aperture on the left hip, the other with the same layout in Portal blue. Made in the USA. 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Machine wash in cold water, hang to dry.

Note: We ask that you refrain from using what you know about portals to draw any inferences about the appropriate ins and outs on the wearer of this garment based on her color choice. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Sizing Table (Waist refers to you natural waist measurement)

  S M L XL
Size 0-2 4-6 8-10 12-14
Waist 25 - 26 in. 27 - 29 in. 30 - 32 in. 33 - 35 in.

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