Do you believe in magic?

Because there can never be enough balloonicorns in this world.

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Do you believe in magic?

Imagine this is a page torn from a Valve children's picture book, the sort of thing you might leave out for educational purposes on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." Learn your alphabet with Valve. A is for Aperture Laboratories. B is for Black Mesa. You get the idea.

P is for Pyro. (Obviously somebody else says that.) It's so beautiful here in Pyroland. You should come play! We have bubbles we can't wait to blow in your face, and I wanna make balloons come out of your body like a pi&btilde;ata only with less candy, but that's okay cause I've got this lollipop, and we can be be best friends forever, right? Best friends forever.

Happy Pyro with a flamethrower with a rainbow and flowers grace the front of this stone blue, 100% cotton shirt. Imported. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.

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