I Have Issues
Those Canadians. They're super sneaky. What with their Department K and their Weapons X. Government research into weaponizing human bodies. They produced Wolverine. Deadpool. Bryan Adams. Will they stop at nothing?
When you're cursed with immortality, it helps if the little things in life amuse you. For instance, the word "chimichanga." Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Or duct tape. Both the words and the object itself. Also, those little yellow boxes. They are the awesome because they are always right. After all, they're Deadpool's thoughts. How could that be wrong? *coughs*
And now, a poetry break for our lovers of haiku, brought to you by Deadpool:
I hate broccoli
And think it totally sucks
Why is it not meat?
Why, indeed? Chibi Deadpool pokes through a box of comics on the front of this charcoal grey tee which reads "I have issues." 100% cotton. Imported. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.
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