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Combustible Lemons

Cave Johnson Here!

It's possible that giving Cave Johnson access to a laboratory, tons of money, and a bunch of test subjects was not a good idea for humanity as a whole. On the other hand, Portal 2 was an amazing game.

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Cave Johnson Here!

Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade... Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! [...] I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2

You should probably heed Cave Johnson's warnings, although he is now just a crazy voice from the past. You never know. Perhaps he did construct some combustible lemons, and they might be hiding in his giant lab with all of his portal experiments and sentient AIs. Just watch your back is what we're saying.

A combustible lemons warning sign is printed in yellow on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Made in Honduras, printed in the USA. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.

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