I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!

  • Choose Axe Cop, Avocado Soldier, Dr. Doo Doo and Doody Soldier, or Axe Cop + Wexter set
  • Wexter being the machine-gun-armed, aviator-sunglass-sporting T. rex
  • See, even people who aren't fans of Axe Cop need these
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I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!

When we were kids, we remember asking for specific action figures at holidays and birthdays and being happy (or disappointed) about getting (or not getting) them. You have to imagine, however, that little Malachai Nicolle can have every Axe Cop action figure he ever wants. He has Avocado Soldier before he ingested that fateful fruit, before he was splattered with dinosaur blood (when he was mere Flute Cop). He's got everyday Wexter and Sunday-best Wexter, who's mint-in-box. (Okay, who are we kidding? No kid has ever in the history of action figures left one mint-in-box unless it was unreachable.) *kicks dirt* We wish we had just one action figure of a dinosaur with machine gun arms wearing aviator sunglasses.

When you wish upon a Uni-baby sometimes wishes come true. And sometimes you gain the power of apples. Fortunately, in this case, our wish came true. Choose Axe Cop, Avocado Soldier, Dr. Doo Doo and Doody Soldier, or the Axe Cop + Wexter set. Each comes with its own appropriate (or inappropriate, as the case may be) accessories. However, buying Avocado Cop or the single Axe Cop figure (which include a unicorn horn and Unibaby, respectively) will NOT allow you to wish for the rest of the set. Well, you can wish for them, but don't count on receiving them unless you actually purchase them.

Product Specifications

  • Axe Cop action figures
  • Officially-licensed Axe Cop merchandise
  • Choose Axe Cop, Avocado Soldier, Dr. Doo Doo and Doody Soldier, or Axe Cop + Wexter set
  • Avocado Soldier includes gun, flute, and removable unicorn horn
  • Axe Cop includes axe, Unibaby, lemon grenade, and poop-sucker gun
  • Dr. Doo Doo includes Doo Doo soldier and sword
  • Axe Cop with Wexter includes an axe (because what else do you need when you have a machine-gun-armed, aviator-sunglass-sporting T. rex?!?)
  • Truck of Ninjas not included
  • ~5 points of articulation each
  • Dimensions: 4" tall; Wexter is 6" tall and 10" long from machine gun arm to tail
  • Ages 8+
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age

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