You are the fish fingers to my custard

Glad the fez happened before the whole onset of purple. Purple's lovely, but we like us some red fez.

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You are the fish fingers to my custard

Considering the Tenth Doctor's relationship with Good Queen Bess, it seems only appropriate that our first reference in the English language to this standard nursery rhyme is from 1590 in The Faerie Queene by Sir Edmund Spenser, who pens, "She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, / And all the sweetest flowers, that in the forrest grew.

Shirt reads
[image of a fez]s are red
The [image of a TARDIS] is blue
[image of a bowtie]s are cool
And so are you
in white ink on a grey, 100% cotton scoop neck, relaxed fit ladies' tee. Made in the USA. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.

Please note that the model is wearing a size small.

Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the body type that will fit each size, not the actual garment.

Sizing Table

Chest 34 in. 36 in. 37 in. 38 in. 39 in. 41 in.
Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in. 35 in.
Hips 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. 41 in. 42 in. 44 in.
Length 26 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/4 in. 29 in.

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