It's what's inside that counts

We have uncovered the secret of why cats can't resist the red dot. They assume it's one of them. And moths must all be Mothra....

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It's what's inside that counts

Felines certainly are strange beasts. Out of the box, they come equipped with claws and teeth. As a biological weapon, a single, friendly cat can extend its toxicity to allergic humans present, as well as those not yet present. Anyone who's seen the Butt Wiggle of Doom knows that cats are capable of planning and executing complex combat and ambush strategies. And cats frequently use their superior intelligence to control their "owners."

We should admit that although we did our due diligence to document this discovery when we uncovered it, we can't be sure that all cats function this way. Some may have birds instead of mice controlling them.

And because we believe you should know what you're getting into before you commit, from top to bottom, the Japanese reads:

  • Cat-ju
  • Anatomical Diagram
  • Laser Optics
  • Pilot
  • Dual-power core
  • Engineer
  • Gyros
  • Servo hydraulics
  • Nerve center

Catju Anatomical Diagram (interior cross section shown with mice and gears) labeled in Japanese in black, white, and pink ink on a red, 100% cotton shirt. Imported.

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