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Goodnight Goon

Hello nightmares!

  • A parody of the classic crawling with monsters
  • Spooky but not too scary for little ones
  • Intended for preschoolers and kindergarteners
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Hello nightmares!

Most kids have a fear of the dark and things that go bump in the night. They like their parents to check for monsters hiding under the bed and creatures hiding in the closet. Shadows on the walls are terrifying and windy nights make them nervous. If your little tyke is the fearless kind, then send them off to bed with a story that will make their hair stand on end.

Goodnight Goon is a retelling of a classic bedtime story. This petrifying parody helps your kids say goodnight to all of the spooky and scary creatures of the world. "Goodnight tomb. Goodnight goon. Goodnight Martians taking over the moon." But hey, maybe if all those crazy creatures are sleeping at the same time you are, they will leave you and your bedroom alone.