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BabyKnucks Bottle Opener Keychain

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  • Baby-sized brass knuckles with a bottle opener
  • Great gift for new parents with a sense of humor
  • Choose brass or chrome

No one likes to talk about it, but we all know that the stark reality is that daycare can be a scary place. There's an unspoken pecking order (cause, well, who's talking?). Do you want to send your soft, pure, adorable little bundle of joy into this baby-proofed jungle unprotected?

Of course not! Grab your little one a set of BabyKnucks, the baby-sized brass knuckles (in brass or chrome) keychain that also includes a bottle opener. For when baby needs to throw back a few.

[Ed. note: If you couldn't tell from the above, these are NOT for babies. No way. No how.]

Product Specifications

  • Baby-sized brass knuckle keychain
  • Keychain also can be used as bottle opener (for "adult" bottles, not baby bottles)
  • Choose brass or chrome
  • Great gift for new parents with a sense of humor
  • Materials: Solid zinc alloy with chrome plating
  • Dimensions: 2" x 1.8" x 0.2"
  • For ages 18+

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