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Watch Dogs: Everything is under CTRL.

Invented at ThinkGeek

Everything is under control

Remember that blackout in the Northeast U.S. back in 2003? You're not the only one.

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Everything is under control

The problem with centralized control is, of course, that it gives one centralized control. That's a feature when integration makes it more effective for the people intended to use it and benefit from it. That's a bug when the people not intended to are able to use it to their advantage. Because everything is under control. And by "everything" we mean trains, traffic lights, bridges, bollards (a structure intended "to control or direct road traffic" - we always wondered what those things were called), and, oh yes, the entire power grid. *elevator ding* Going down?

White and blue stripes behind an old-school, mainframe-style font which reads "Everything is under CTRL" on the front of a black, 100% cotton shirt. Watch Dogs logo on the sleeve. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry. Imported.