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Plush Kitten Bouquet

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Say it with kittens

  • Bouquet of 9 plush kittens in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • It's your own personal Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh
  • Each kitten attaches to a "stem" via its collar and can be detached
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Say it with kittens

We've never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if you think about it. We'd much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a kindle of kittens. (That's right. Cats had the word before Jeff Bezos.)

This Plush Kitten Bouquet comes with 9 "longstem" cats: 3 orange tabby, 3 grey tabby, and 3 white. That's a total of 81 lives between them! The kittens are attached to their "stems" (wooden dowels) by the back of their collars and are easily removed. We can tell you that these little guys are less than 8 weeks old, because they all still have bright blue eyes. They never go outside the litterbox, and they don't leave fur on everything. Plus, this bouquet is guaranteed to be 100% less squirmy than actual kittens.

Tip for actual cat owners:
Step 1. Remove kittens from "stems."
Step 1a. Attach ribbons to "stems." You now have 9 new cat toys!
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Pawfit.

Important Shipping Note: This product ships in its own box. The box has the product name printed on the side, so if you are giving it as a gift to someone who lives with you, we recommend shipping it to your office or a friend's house so it can be a surprise.

Product Specifications

  • Roses die; give the gift of snuggly kittens!
  • Bouquet of 9 plush kittens in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • 3 orange tabby, 3 grey tabby, and 3 white
  • That's 81 total lives!
  • Each kitten attaches to a "stem" via its collar and can be detached
  • Great details, like tiny pink stitched paw pads
  • Materials: 100% polyester exterior, 100% cotton filling
  • Dimensions: Kittens 6 1/2" ear to tail, 3 3/4 toe to toe, 5" nose to tail; Bouquet c. 16" wide x 24" tall
  • Ships in its own marked box to prevent it being crushed by other items
  • Arrives in blue heart cellophane overwrap, blue and white crepe paper wrap, plus silver bow with heart details