Never leave home naked

  • Twenty pockets hidden inside
  • Use your smartphone through the pocket!
  • Weight Management / No Bulge system
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Never leave home naked

We're full of great advice, aren't we? Nobody wants to wear pants, but society dictates that we must cover our nether bits when in public. Ask any woman and she will tell you that the highlight of her day is when she can remove her bra. But alas, clothing is something we gotta do, so we should do it to the best of our geeky abilities!

Enter our friends at ScotteVest. The Standard Jacket is going to be your new wardrobe staple. Why? It has classic, clean lines that complement any other clothing you may be wearing. It has twenty - yes, 20! - pockets that will fit everything from your smartphone to your keys and wallet, to your iPad*. The ClearTouch fabric even lets you use your smartphone while it's still inside your pocket! All of these pockets feature SeV's Weight Management System and No Bulge design, so you'll look slick while still being more prepared than a boy scout.

Product Specifications

  • High-quality zippers, subtle design touches, 20 pockets
  • Lightweight cotton/nylon blend
  • Weight Management System and No Bulge design keeps you looking sleek
  • * Size Medium and larger can hold an iPad
  • Care: Machine washable, see note below.
  • Note: Always zip up your jacket before washing to protect the zipper mechanism and to prevent the Clear Touch fabric from coming in direct contact with the hot dryer drum.

Please refer to this sizing chart. Note: these are garment measurements and not specifically your body measurements. If you find yourself between sizes, we recommend you order up

Chest 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. 60 in.
Waist 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. 60 in.
Sleeve Length 34 1/2 in. 35 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 in.
Center Back Length 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/3 in.

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