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A Christmas Story: Show Me How the Piggies Eat Apron

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  • Show me how the piggies eat!
  • Great for moms and piggies alike
  • One size fits all
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Mother: Randy, how do the little piggies go?
Randy: [oinks like a pig]
Mother: That's right. Oink, oink! Now show me how the piggies eat.
[points to his plate]
Mother: This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat.
Randy: [plunges face into mashed potatoes, oinks, eats, and laughs]
Mother: [laughs] Mommy's little piggie!

There are all sorts of ways to convince little children to eat. You can coat everything in a generous layer of cheese and/or ranch dressing. You can play airplane. Or you can have them impersonate a piggy at the trough. This apron from A Christmas Story is a constant reminder of dinnertime with your mom, back in the day when you ate like a piggy.

Product Specifications

  • Wear Mommy's Little Piggy on an apron
  • Reminds your kids to eat up, even the veggies
  • Officially licensed A Christmas Story collectible
  • Materials: 100% cotton
  • Care: Machine washable
  • One size fits all

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