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Axe Cop Plush

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  • Plush characters from Axe Cop
  • Choose Avocado Soldier or Wexter
  • Wexter stuffed animal comes complete with trademark machine gun arms
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Q: Dear Axe Cop,
How did you become a cop? Was the training hard??
- anonymous.
A. No. There was no training.
I just took my axe to a cop station. There was nobody there.
There was free sign ups.
So I signed up.
I put on my suit.
Then I sat down and waited for a crime.
Then I became a cop.
"Time to get to work!" *runs out wielding axe*
- Axe Cop, "Ask Ask Cop #5"

Note: The above is the application process for becoming an Axe Cop, not an actual law enforcement official. Real police do not typically receive dinosaurs with machine guns for hands for their ride alongs. Although we have to imagine crime would go down if they did.

Don't worry about another Velveteen-Rabbit-style massacre. Get a plush Avocado Soldier or Wexter to protect and defend your stuffed animal collection today. You'll be glad you did.

Product Specifications

  • Plush characters from Axe Cop
  • Officially-licensed Axe Cop merchandise
  • Choose Avocado Soldier or Wexter
  • Avocado Soldier features unicorn horn (to grant him magical powers), sunglasses, and gun
  • Wexter comes complete with sunglasses, trademark machine gun arms, and a 12-inch long tail
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: Avocado Soldier 10" tall (including horn), Wexter 14" tall
  • WARNING - SMALL PARTS - Not intended for children under 3 years of age
  • Ages 8+