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Archer Beach & Bath Towel

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We challenge you not to read this towel in his voice

  • Towel features Archer, of course
  • Archer is the largest feature of the towel
  • Because why wouldn't he be?

A stealth super spy like Sterling Archer has to keep lots of spare towels around for all of his lady guests. Or rather, Woodhouse had better keep clean towels around. And what towel on earth would his lady guests rather use than one with his handsome mug on it.

Grab a spare set of these Archer towels for yourself, too. Because whether we are super spies or just normal everyday civilians, sometime we all seriously need a shower.

Product Specifications

  • Archer towel proclaims "I seriously need a shower!"
  • Official-licensed Archer merchandise
  • Materials: 100% cotton
  • Dimensions: 30" wide x 60" tall

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