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Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are tests to be won. And the magical things you can do with that gun will make you the winning-est winner, bar none.

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Officially-licensed Portal gear!

So normally, we'd use this space to talk about how awesome Portal is. But you are here because you already know that. What you may not know is that the phrase "Have ___, will travel" is known as a snowclone. Nope, this is not what happens when a Snowtrooper and a Clone Trooper love each other very much. It's a meme/cliché that can be altered without losing its punch.

Other snowclones you may know?
    ___ is the new ___.
    To ___ or not to ___: that is the question.
    ___ and ___ and ___, oh my!
    ___? We don't need no stinkin' ___!
    All your ___ are belong to us.
    I, for one, welcome our new ___ overlords.
    Dammit, Jim! I'm a ____, not a ____!
    IM IN UR ___, ___ING UR ____.

Have [Portal Device] Will Travel printed on an ice grey or charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.

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