The light! It burns! *skitterskitter*

  • Tiny! Only 1.4 oz.
  • Fits in your wallet with your cards
  • 5 to 10 year battery life
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The light! It burns! *skitterskitter*

When our great-great-grandfather came to this country, he had a shirt on his back and three dollars in his tattered wallet. When you stumbled upon the underground empire of the Cicada Vampire men, you had a freshly-soiled pair of underwear and your tattered wallet. No comparison there. Thankfully, the Eon Classic Credit Card Flashlight fits in said tattered wallet and could ward off those pesky light-hating, seventeen-year dwelling, flesh-nomming monsters.

When a flashlight is just too bulky, when your phone is running low on battery, or when you really need extra light to keep bug monsters at bay, the Eon Classic is the utili-tool for you. The high capacity lithium power cell is energy efficient, ultra thin, super light, and has a battery that lasts 5 to 10 years. So when the sinkhole closes in on itself and you're being forcefully indoctrinated into a 17-year slumber with the cicadas, make sure you have the Eon Classic.

Product Specifications

  • Wallet-sized flashlight is super handy
  • High-powered dual LED
  • 5 to 10 year battery life with normal use (168 hours)
  • Materials: Damage resistant stainless steel
  • Dimensions: 3.3" x 2.1" x 0.1"
  • Weight: 1.4 oz

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