The Way of the Metal Warrior

We don't know if this is a really big samurai robot or a really tiny ninja. And seeing those swords, we're not sticking around to find out either way.

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The Way of the Metal Warrior

Would it be easier or harder to live the way of the samurai if you were a robot? Would you be practicing bushido if duty, honor, and loyalty were programmed into you or is free will required for the lifestyle to be meaningful? We imagine that's the sort of deep philosophical question this fellow is pondering as he looks down, considering each step. Either that or he's wondering where he can find a replacement spring for his rotator cuff which appears to have overheated.

A robot in samurai armor trudges across the front of American Apparel's fine jersey, 100% cotton tee in cream.

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